You Go Into a beautiful garden.
An Old distinguished Gentleman takes you by the hand and sits you down by the stagnant water. There you eat and drink together as your stomach is filled with Rugalla and Baklavah.
Then He starts to speak to you about his old war stories
"My child, I am General Dynamical, Famoose General of The Roscoianeese Liberational Army. I take great delight in you as a raw recruit. Indeed The Lord Roscoe has presented you to me for a specific purpose that will be unveiled as you take on tasks of dering do. You have a special mission. Your assignemnt is to touch many buttons with the same purpose. You must find the great sea of fishes and go there on a rocket. But before you do that you must find and follow the river of life."
After saying that He leaps up and a Flying Saucer Beams him up. Your stomach yearns for His Bagels and you feel drawn to a wonderful adventure.
Looking around you you see to the south where you have just come from through the 'reality' door is a comfortable looking cottage with 'Mother's Chambers' written on it. To the north the way is blocked by a pond. To the west and east you hear running water.
As you are taking stock of where you are, a Smim Coach dressed like a Shmedrick of Old, with a StrongARM powered Newton, GPS from Trimble Navigation, and a Metrocom Richochet, approches you from behind a tree and says,'Welcome Pedunkin! I have been assigned to watch over you while you are in the garden, to help you find the river of life which you are to follow. The first thing you must do is dip to the Pool of Chlorinated water over there until you are fully immersed, then you must do 100 laps, only then may you start your quest."
You ask him why you must do that and he simply replies,"Well, it's symbolic of true acceptance of the Hoogly Bubemeisah or the Lord Roscoe. As you do these laps it symbolizes your being trained as you go under the water, and raising again to newness of breath as you come up out of the water. This is your bapitzism by chlorinated water!"
What will you do ?