However, as you get closer and closer to the angel of light you see the background scene roll up like a theatre canvas to unveil an ugly hellish scene of unquenchable borscht. Screams of unbearable sour cream fill your tortured ears and your head aches terribly.
Before you, the angel of light tears off his outer skin to reveal the real nature of this deceiver. The demonic form of a mogul of industry looms from where he stood. Huge groping fangs tear at you....you don't really want to know the rest!!
"..for Gates himself is transformed into a Shmendrick."2 Cornish and Carey 11:14
Well, i'm afraid that's the end of your brief journey. It looks like you need help!