You go to look in the wishing well.
In the bucket in the well is a dusty looking lamp. You pick it up and rub it. As you rub it smoke starts to come out of the spout and an impressive looking figure stands before you.
"My name is Lanrac.",says the man. "I have come to make your life comfortable. No longer will you need to be a Pedunkin with no place to lay your head. You can remain in this place of salvation without going out of your way to do 'His' will. Don't you know that you will suffer much if you follow General Dynamical 100%. Settle for what you've got. Sit back and enjoy your stay here."
Lanrac then magically produces a door-frame and says,"All you gotta do is walk through this frame and it will become a huge mansion. You can stay here in comfort. What do you say guv ?"
What will your answer be ?